Does Nathan McKinnon in Drag Get Him the Calder?

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By Doud

I don’t know if this was some sorta weird rookie hazing thing or if Nate straight up dresses like a chick on the reg. Either way I’m just gonna leave this right here.

The Calder Trophy rookie of the year award race is heating up with Kreider, Seth Jones and your boy/possible female McKinnon doin the damn thing on the ice, but apparently off it lord knows what the hells goin on. Theo Fleury played in Denver for a lil bit so maybe his penchant for derelict shemale establishments have lingered in the area. Although it is Colorado, so chances are the team got high as shit one night and just dolled him up.

PS Nate looks like a fuckin weird ass rubber sex doll

Jose Canseco Is The Real Life Kenny Powers

By Trapp

I was lookin up the Casey Jones video from Ninja Turtles about the Jose Canseco bat and on the side panel of the youtube page was this video.

This guy is seriously the real life Kenny Powers. The entire premise of that original HBO series is Jose Canseco’s life.

He’s straight up promoting the use of steroids, which are illegal substances. I mean that’s not that smart at all. In Episode 15 “Going Broke and How to Deal with the Loss” Jose discusses his success and the amount of money he made and some of the silly decisions he made with his money. The dumbest was not signing a prenup which eventually lead to his first ex wife getting $6 million bones from him

There’s no doubt in my mind that Canseco has made an attempt to make one of these training/promo videos

Francesa Has No Idea Who John Buccigross Is

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By Doud

Par for the course for Mike.

The burgeoning feud between Francesa and Bucci, which started yesterday afternoon in the wake of Mike claiming he and only he broke the Tortorella story, is glorious. Yea bro John Buccigross is just a faceless nobody that happens to work for ESPN maybe in a basement somewhere. Prob just tryin to make a name for himself. No way he ever anchored Sportscenter or NHL2night. Nobody plays along with the dude’s NHL over time challenges on Twitter ever. Yea bro I’m sure you never pay attention to the world wide leader in the industry that you are employed in. All info just comes to you through osmosis.

ALL HAIL KING FRANCESA!