Dreger Wake and Baked This Morning

 

By Doud

 

Its Monday morning and everyone in the city of Montreal is already fucked up.  Game time is 9 hours from now so either its a day long pregame or all of Canada’s French people are still trying to forget about the game 1 shit kicking at the hand of the Rangers.

 

PS sorry about the lack of content in recent times; between Trapp moving/getting new job and myself looking for new employment the blog has taken an unintentional back seat.  That’ll start to change soon.

‘Jumbo Joe’ Would Show Us Just What That Means If He Pulled A Hertl

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By Doud

Hearing a question to Marleau about Hertl and whether he was showboating, Thornton said: “Shut up, have you ever played the game?”
When the press turned his way, he then added:
“I’d have my cock out if I scored four goals. I’d have my cock out, stroking it.”

Yo sometimes you gotta whip it out and put all your cards on the table. Kudos to Joe for sticking up for his teammate and in so many words telling Farjan Lalji to go fuck himself. Anyone, Adam Oates included, that thinks what Tomas Hertl did was showboating or in anyway a disgrace is a short minded idiot that needs to realize that highlight reel moves in any fashion are good for the game and pretty sick if you can pull them off. I mean, why do basketball players dunk? You could just lay it up right? See how stupid this is? Showing personality and flair in sports is a good thing.

This is gonna get real awkward should Thornton legit have a four goal night, and the first person that throws a fake rooster on the ice after one of his goals gets an A+. Imagine Joe straight up windmillin at center ice? wait, nevermind. Don’t imagine that.

My top cellys that I’ve legit done:
1)Knighted
2)ice slide
3)too hott
4) that was easy button (with sound effect in arena speakers)
5)Miss America hand wave

“THAT’S WHAT YOU GET FOR PICKING THE CANUCKS”

By Trapp

I was in the process of lookin shit up about how Aaron Ward told everyone Iginla was traded to Boston and even Peter Ciarelli was 6000% under the influence that Iginla was also on team. Anyway, I was formulating ideas about that particular post until I found this video:

I have never seen this before in my life, I don’t know why it took so long for me to see until now. But I found it, watched it, and gonna watch it again. Duthie got a little cooler in my eyes after seein this and the one cameo towards the end that solves everything is so flat out remarkable I can’t even handle it.

GET IT