Call to John: The Saga Continues

By Trapp

It’s now time for John Tavares to make a choice. And the correct choice is to leave the Islanders.

John and his camp are set to meet this week at his agency’s location in Los Angeles. He’s got a list of five different teams he’s going to be meeting with as well as the Islanders before July 1st. The five teams are Dallas, Boston, San Jose, Toronto and Tampa Bay. Pierre LeBrun mentioned in a tweet that Tavares “will have phone conversations with 2-3 other teams and perhaps meet with two of them.” So there are other teams in the mix outside of those six teams mentioned above. Vegas is definitely in there, maybe New Jersey.

It is possible that John says fuck it all and re-signs with the Islanders for eight more years getting that extra year. I don’t know where the fuck he’s gonna end up. He’s gonna stay in New York or go somewhere else. You would think that if he was completely sold on Lou coming in hot and bringing in Bad Boy Barry then the deal would be done to stay with the Islanders. But who knows. Just don’t go to Toronto. Fuck that team.

Here’s all the Islander fans right now:

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Cockbab Gettin Paid, Gettin Paid

By Trapp

Mike Babcock, Head Coach of Toronto Maple Leafs

You’re lookin at the new head coach of the 2014-2015 laughing stock of the NHL: Toronto Maple Leafs

Buff Sabes and his now former Detroit squad were in the running, but eventually pulled out. Toronto threw an absurd amount of money and incentives at Michael and he gladly accepted. Cockbab’s deal is 8 years at an estimated $50 Million Dollars.

I eventually see this team being a good team, Michael will influence better drafting and will attract players to wanna go to Toronto. They are still in their rebuilding mode but if I were a Leaf fan I’d be borderline aroused knowing you have the best coach in the NHL on their bench.

Andrea Deveaux Goes Pat Bateman on Guy in SHL

   

By Trapp

Ex-NHLer (NYR, TOR) Andrea Deveaux felt tomahawking Helmersson during warmies was the only rational way of getting even after a hit in a previous game.

 

Yeah Deveaux’s contract was terminated. 

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Does Anyone Honestly Care About the Toronto Maple Leafs?

By Trapp

  

What a mess: first Coach Carlyle gets the axe, Kadri over sleeps gets suspended, Booth and Kessel get into fight at practice. And now Eric’s secretary is in a coma…

  

I don’t ever wish upon a team what I went through as a Ranger fan during the dark ages aka 1997-2004. If it’s gotta happen it should happen to the Leafs because of this guy:

  

Joffrey Lupul Is As Soft As Baby Shit

By Trapp

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We’ve never read these words before..

Joff is never healthy. He’ll play about 9 games and record like 14 points and then get injured. Be out for 15 games come back get a hattrick his game back then he’ll fuckin like collide with Riley Nash or somethin have a completely fractured wrist. This guy is a joke stay healthy. Also Toronto is a fuckin joke, you’re captain is Dion Phaneuf.

Martin Short Went to the Leafs/Kings Game

By Trapp

Jimminy Glick still shows his face in public after a slew of borderline awful cinematic features he’s been in. Cool, Clifford was at a hockey game. No one cares. Best part of this guy’s career was when he brought the martian chick into like Kennedy’s private room where he slayed mistresses in, and then alien chick bit off his finger.

You think Skeet Ulrich got a shout out for being at a hockey game? Nope because that guy was in Chill Factor.

GOT ALOT OF THINGS TO DISCUSS, MAINLY UPDATES: PAR DEUX

By Trapp

Last night 10/28/13 marked a special night in hockey. Lindy Ruff now the coach of the Dallas Stars played his first game in Buffalo as an opposing coach for the first time in 14 years. That’s pretty special stuff to coach a team for that long, it’s unfortunate the yug never got to win the Stanley Cup all those years in BuffNation. Also in that game tonight was the debut of Matt Moulson who was acquired yesterday by the Buffalo Sabres from the New York Islanders in exchange for Thomas Vanek. Islanders gave up a good amount to get him so hopefully it pays off for them. Matt Moulson was a well liked guy in that lockerroom, let’s see how this affects the team and overall his dude Johnny Tavs.

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Moulson scored two damn goals in his debut for Buff tonight. Doesn’t really matter because he’ll be dealt at the deadline, maybe even sooner.

Tonight was also the home opener for the New York Rangers against the Montreal Canadiens. This comes after a 9 game road trip which was pretty much a nightmare for the team and fans. After the first period I gave the edge to the Rangers but the officiating took over the game for a couple questionable calls. Won’t get into great detail but apparently Brian Boyle should’ve just allowed the opposing player to skate gingerly through the neutral zone instead of bodying him up? And also Chris Kreider shouldn’t make attempts to stay onside just go offside? Regardless the Rangers ended up losing the game 2-0.

In other news: Chicago beat the shit out of Minnesota again, Canucks won, Saku Koivu probably has a concussion after the Brandon DubDub hit which was clean by the way, Robbie Scuds has a broken ankle and will miss a shit ton of time from the Penguin lineup, Hanzal is suspended again, Vanek will play for the Islanders tonight and Carl Hagelin will play for the Rangers tonight.

Tonight’s games:
NYR vs NYI
ANA vs PHI
DAL vs MTL
TBL vs NJD
OTT vs CHI
WPG vs STL
TOR vs EDM
LAK vs PHX