Tomas Hertl Works Out in Pools With Old People


By Doud

Rookie sensation Tommy Hert has been out since December with a torn up knee and will miss the upcoming Olympic Games, but apparently he’s been livin it up with the elderly in pools as part of his recovery. Anything to keep your spirits up I guess. I’m guessing he’s the only one there with actual biological hips.

Also: dude straight chillin in the back on the pool stairs just CRUSHING life.

‘Jumbo Joe’ Would Show Us Just What That Means If He Pulled A Hertl

By Doud

Hearing a question to Marleau about Hertl and whether he was showboating, Thornton said: “Shut up, have you ever played the game?”
When the press turned his way, he then added:
“I’d have my cock out if I scored four goals. I’d have my cock out, stroking it.”

Yo sometimes you gotta whip it out and put all your cards on the table. Kudos to Joe for sticking up for his teammate and in so many words telling Farjan Lalji to go fuck himself. Anyone, Adam Oates included, that thinks what Tomas Hertl did was showboating or in anyway a disgrace is a short minded idiot that needs to realize that highlight reel moves in any fashion are good for the game and pretty sick if you can pull them off. I mean, why do basketball players dunk? You could just lay it up right? See how stupid this is? Showing personality and flair in sports is a good thing.

This is gonna get real awkward should Thornton legit have a four goal night, and the first person that throws a fake rooster on the ice after one of his goals gets an A+. Imagine Joe straight up windmillin at center ice? wait, nevermind. Don’t imagine that.

My top cellys that I’ve legit done:
2)ice slide
3)too hott
4) that was easy button (with sound effect in arena speakers)
5)Miss America hand wave