This Is Such An Acceptable Jersey Foul

By Trapp

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Yep. That’s what the jersey says. Mandeskog.

If you aren’t aware, but I’m sure most of you are, there shouldn’t be an “M” there should be an “L” because it is the Colorado Avalanche’s captain’s jersey, Gabriel Landeskog. I think when people put their own names on jerseys of sports teams is one of the worst things in the world. There’s a laundry list of things that suck in this world and that is definitely on it. But with that being said it could simply be a mess up on the manufacturer’s end because the alphabet does go “…JKLMNO…”and so on and so forth but deep down I think this guy wanted that jersey to say Mandeskog. I mean, he even cut the damn sleeves off the fuckin jersey. The only other person who would ever cut the sleeves off an NHL jersey would have to be Casey Jones.  Pretty much this guy is an all around savage who probably crushes a couple Miller Lites in the parking lot of the Pepsi Center before home games.

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Sam Gagner Looks Like Jafar Dressed As The Old Guy In Prison

By Trapp

I guess when Edmonton Oilers players get hurt it’s far worse than the average human’s injury:

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A couple night’s ago Zack Kassian of the Vancouver Canucks went to make a check, missed but I guess felt inclined to do a spin move and swing his stick and while doing so smack Sam Gagner directly in the chops? Yeah that all happened, now Gagner has a weird lookin face and a broken waj.

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Remarkably strong resemblence.

Imagine this happened to Gagner’s waj

Hopefully this exact scenario unfolds when Gagner returns from his injury…