Ya know what’s stupid as fuck? When everyone in an arena loses their shit ‘cuz t-shirts are up for grabs and shot into the crowd. Literally every single one of you idiots are WEARING a t-shirt.
Ya know what’s awesome as FUCK?! TACOS. Just in general. The University of Nebraska-Omaha is kickin shit up a notch by introducing, along with their brand new barn, a goddamn TACO CANNON TO SHOOT TACOS AT MOTHERFUCKERS. Now THAT’S an in-game promotional giveaway I can get behind. Because when I think Hispanic cuisine, what better place to look than Omaha Nebraska. And at a hockey game no less. Whatever man, I’d be legitimately throwing smaller folk out of my path toward an airborne taco with reckless abandon if I was given the chance. Good job UNO. Hockey, beer, tacos. That’s doin shit the right way.