Ya Know, When I Prayed for the Rangers to Win the Cup This Year, This Isn’t What I Meant.

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by Doud

Literally me watching this Cup Final:

Let’s just run it all down:

CHICAGO:

-Brad Richards

-Dan Carcillo

TAMPA:

-Ryan Callahan

-Anton StralMAN

-Brian Boyle

-Johnathan Marchessault (Connecticut Whale 2011-12)

-Pat Verbeek (Assistant GM, Dir. of Player Personnel)

Granted, I was all for the Cally/Marty swap, and Richards’ play through the 2014 run did nothing but justify his benching by Torts the previous year and I was all for buying him out last summer, but still. ┬áThis is all so brutal. Cally and Rich scoring in game 3 was not cool, not cool at all. ┬áDon’t even get me started on the fact that the Rangers literally had Stamkos back in ’09.

FUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCK

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Steve Stamkos Is So Damn Good It’s Absurd

By Trapp

This guy’s shooting percentage is dumb. By dumb I mean really fuckin good. He scored 60 goals in 2012 I mean come on. He performs sorcery on multiple nights of the week in Tampa and his team is doing pretty well to start this season.

This one just isn’t fair

This is what Marty St. Louis says all day