Sam Gagner Looks Like Jafar Dressed As The Old Guy In Prison

By Trapp

I guess when Edmonton Oilers players get hurt it’s far worse than the average human’s injury:

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A couple night’s ago Zack Kassian of the Vancouver Canucks went to make a check, missed but I guess felt inclined to do a spin move and swing his stick and while doing so smack Sam Gagner directly in the chops? Yeah that all happened, now Gagner has a weird lookin face and a broken waj.

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Remarkably strong resemblence.

Imagine this happened to Gagner’s waj

Hopefully this exact scenario unfolds when Gagner returns from his injury…

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Dave Coulier’s Understudy During The Full House Intro

By Trapp

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Why is this a hockey card? Seriously? Why the hell is this a card? Upper Deck’s like uhh yeh let’s put a picture of one the best goal scorers to ever play the game roller blading at like Venice Beach just like Dave Coulier in the Full House intro.

Good job Upper Deck. This and Mike Grier chillin eatin ‘zza on the road was a good idea too.

WHATEVER NEEDS TO BE SET UP FOR BRIERE TO BE BACK IN BUFFALO: SET THAT UP

By Trapp

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That’s a picture of when Drury and Briere were in Buffalo from 2004-2007. They both hit free agency respectively in 2007 and surprisingly both signed elsewhere but in the Atlantic Division. Drury went and had a disaster with the Rangers and the best Briere did was losing in the finals to ChiTown in ’10. Regardless, this team went to the Eastern Conference Finals two years in a row in 2006 and in 2007.

That team that Ruff had was a legit powerhouse. Unreal.

Rumors of Briere going back to Buffalo but I gotta tell you he played his best hockey in Buffalo and it might reignite his game whatever he’s got left. He could be a good influence to young guys that are on the team and possibly any that make it outta training camp. July 5th time will tell.

Also tell Drury to stop making Margarita Pizza’s in Trumbull and to fuckin play in Buffalo again cuz he was really good there.

Watch Raycroft cover his face in shame after the goal at 2:18. Straight up remarkable.

It’s Good ‘ZZA TOO!

By Trapp

When my brother and I were growin up we collected hockey cards and had like 18 binders filled with them. We have some really sweet cards but we also have some really bad ones. But I have never in my life come across a card this remarkable in my entire existence:

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Ok.

He’s in his Oilers uni so it musta been taken in like 1997 or something. He’s straight up sitting on Red Forman’s couch. He’s clearly in the locker room. He’s wearing a shitty watch on his right wrist. He has a slice of pizza in his left hand.

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