Jay Q-Ville and His Boys Lookin To Make History Tonight 

by Trapp


Duncan Keith, Jonathan Toews, Patrick Sharp, Niklas Hjalmarsson
4 out of the 7 players that have been a part of the 2 cups since 2010 are in this photo above. The other 3 not pictured are Kane, Seabrook (OCEANSTREAM) and Hossa. Those 7 players are looking to capture their third title in 6 seasons. They are also lookin to clinch and close this shit up tonight on home ice. No Blackhawks team has hoisted Stan on home ice since 1938. The previous two Stanley Cup wins (2010, 2013) were on the road both in a game six. Tonight what lies ahead is another game 6 where their fortunes have been pretty damn good. 

We all saw how good this team was in 2008-2009 when they began their excellence. Joel came in, righted the wrong found themselves competing with Detroit in the Western Conference Finals and then win it all the following season. I’m not surprised  by this team’s success. They know how to win. Corey Crawford has a chance to win his 2nd Stanley Cup and that’s the only thing about this team that boggles my fuckin mind. But, it just shows you how deep this team is year in and year out.

With that being said.

Things That Happened When We Were Basically Vacationing n Shit.

By Doud

Yea so we haven’t posted as much lately since we’ve been busy livin the life. Deal with it. Trapp’s dumb ass is still doin stuff but he’s on the other side of the damn continent in portLAND playin arcade games or some shit. Not much happened but let’s recap:
25th anniversary of the Gretzky sale/trade to LA was last Friday. TSN and the NHL network had a ton of shit to fill their airtime with that in a dead early August.
Doug Gilmour, GM of the OHL’s Kingston Frontenacs, traded his own goddamn son to Niagara Ice Dogs. Good chances hes not gettin a Fathers day gift next year.
This idiot fuckin kid who happens to be named Patrick Sharp started a white pride group at some school he goes to in like Arkansas where theres a lotta black people. He may be dead now we’re not too sure.

Thats basically it. Only like a month til training camps open.

This Dog Shits On Patty Sharp’s Lawn and the Blackhawks Win.

This Dog Shits On Patty Sharp's Lawn and the Blackhawks Win.

By Doud

Uh yup don’t bother reading that headline again cuz you got it right the first time: Hawks win cuz this dog shits all over Sharpy’s lawn. All the time.

This has gotta put dog lovers in Detroit and Vancouver in a tough spot since there’s no doubt each and every one of them have already thought of murdering this Lab mix.