If You’re Near Chicago You Probably Wanna Party With This Man

by Trapp


He made a guarantee at the parade when he approached the microphone that everyone should “watch out for me next week!” 

He’s just gettin started. He’s gonna kick things into 48th gear. My friend and his girlfriend actually live in Chicago so they should absolutely make the right decision and watch out for Pat. 

Patrick Kane Was In A Turgeon Card Like 20 Years Ago

by Trapp


Throughout this damn kid’s NHL career, when he’s on the ice, he’s in the right place at the right time. Like, all the time. Take a look at some of these highlights.

2010 – scores Stanley Cup winning goal in overtime

2013 – scores series hattrick/winning goal to advance to Stanley Cup finals

2015 – scores goal to give team 2-0 in Stanley Cup winning game

The kid’s a gamer and he’s now 3 time cup champion. Clutch performer, flare for the dramatics. The kid can do it all, he even chose the perfect night to get glass seats with Pat Sr., because he’s in a goddamn Pierre Turgeon card. Right place at the right time, all the time. 

Jay Q-Ville and His Boys Lookin To Make History Tonight 

by Trapp


Duncan Keith, Jonathan Toews, Patrick Sharp, Niklas Hjalmarsson
4 out of the 7 players that have been a part of the 2 cups since 2010 are in this photo above. The other 3 not pictured are Kane, Seabrook (OCEANSTREAM) and Hossa. Those 7 players are looking to capture their third title in 6 seasons. They are also lookin to clinch and close this shit up tonight on home ice. No Blackhawks team has hoisted Stan on home ice since 1938. The previous two Stanley Cup wins (2010, 2013) were on the road both in a game six. Tonight what lies ahead is another game 6 where their fortunes have been pretty damn good. 

We all saw how good this team was in 2008-2009 when they began their excellence. Joel came in, righted the wrong found themselves competing with Detroit in the Western Conference Finals and then win it all the following season. I’m not surprised  by this team’s success. They know how to win. Corey Crawford has a chance to win his 2nd Stanley Cup and that’s the only thing about this team that boggles my fuckin mind. But, it just shows you how deep this team is year in and year out.

With that being said.


By Trapp

They hand a WWF belt to players after games to show who was the man that night.

Kaner handed that belt to Crawford for being the man all post season. Keep that belt all summer after droppin two F bombs and “working our nuts off” on live television. He straight up says what he needs to say and walks in epic fashion. Incredible.

Kronicles of Kane: ‘Pagne Poppin Nation

By Trapp


I wasn’t kiddin, we got this yug covered and were gonna keep everyone posted. Everyone needs to bask in this yugs glory because he’s gonna be snapped in some JPEGS and GIFS for the ages.

He’s a straight-up relentless individual who’s on a tear right now. I hope this guy makes it to the parade Friday.

And that’s exactly what everyone wants to do. Party.

Welcome To The Party Pal!

By Trapp

If you think we’re not gonna be continuously document the Chicago Blackhawks summer long celebration you’re dumb.

The video above is the Patty Kane and the rest of the Chicago Blackhawks at the Rockit on Hubbard in Chicago poppin ‘pagne bottles in pure fashion and shootin that ‘pagne on the people outside. ALOT OF P’s IN THAT SENTENCE.


Like I said, we’re gonna continue highlighting the Hawks celebration and I’m gonna preface by saying it’s probably gonna be a real majestic summer for those yugs. This is just the beginning…