Hey Boston:



By Doud

Seriously though. But really with that ending. I swear I’ve seen a lotta shit in my time but DAMN. Not sure if I’ve ever seen the Cup legit stolen like that. Unreal. Bruins are basically “HEY HONEY I’M WINNING I’M WINNING..AND I’M DEAD.”
Toronto commin in HOT:
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Fuckin karma bro.

BLACKHAWKS CAPTURE CUP IN 17 SECONDS…POP THAT ‘PAGNE


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By Doud

Live from B-town: Bolland and Bickell score the biggest goals of their careers to steal game 6 late to crush the Bruins hopes of forcing game 7 and capture the cup for Chi-Town. They’re goin back to Chicago with the cup and partyin for like 18 days straight with all kindsa ‘pagne, beer, and shots flowin like goddamn Niagra Falls.
I absolutely LOVE how everyone’s first thought on Facebook and Twitter alike was how fucked up Kaner is gonna get within minutes.

P.S. Viktor Stalberg with one of the quotes of the night:

GET IT

WHAT IF THE NEXT BIG WAS MY HEAD EXPLODED LIKE THE SCENE FROM SCANNERS?

By Trapp

Anyone who has the NHL Network aka chell net, we all know they show some really really mediocre, nearly unwatchable awful commercials basically 24/7. I feel like that shit gets worse as the night goes on especially from like 10pm-5am. That’s a large span of really bad commercials.

I’d like to now share a few of the real slobber knockers here with you guys:

At number 4 we have the Hair Club Commercial. It’s simple: if you’re out of shape you’re bald; you get hair, you’re then in athletic shape and you’re in bed with two women. Best part happens 2:00

At number 3 we have Criss Angel’s Magic Kit Commercial. This is the kit that will for sure turn you into a sorcerer and it comes with a shit ton of instructions and videos on to perform the best tricks and also to levitate. I forgot that these were all the things that I wake up and strive to do. Just watch this.

The best trick might be the guy performing the ‘Rising Ring’. Definitely the perfect ice breaker bro.

At number 2 we have the HD Aviator Glasses Commercial. In this it feature a similar rendition to the beginning of the Top Gun. Also, this commercial may or may not feature OJ Simpson at 49 seconds…

And without further adieu we have number 1….

You might recognize the first five seconds of this if you are a frequent NHL network viewer. You also might recognize the other part that’s featured in this short video if you are Dyan Roud and rent films from 1981…or Scanners

GOT MANY THINGS TO DISCUSS, MAINLY UPDATES

By Trapp

Bergeron is listed as day to day.

That’s a breath of fresh air for Claude and his boys.

Their fate is decided Monday night

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Annnnnnnd

Their fate is decided Friday night

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As Bill Pullman once said in his brilliant performance as the president in Indepedence Day:

“May our children forgive us.”

GET IT: All Business

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By Trapp

Both teams have been in this position before when the series has been 3-2.

2010: Chicago takes the cup in Philly in game 6

2011: Boston beats the hell out of
Luongo in game 6 on home ice then wins game 7 in Van City

It’s gonna be all business for both teams Monday night. And the Bruins may have to do it without Patrice Bergeron.

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(Bergeron leaving the ice after injury)

Yug got so hurt on an innocent lookin play to the extent that he didn’t play a shift for the rest of the second period and was then taken to an area hospital. Don’t know what the injury is, but it’s gonna be a huge loss for the B’s if he can’t play.

Tonight Will Be The Most Important Game

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By Trapp

Game 5 tonight in Chicago

Series Tied at 2-2

The winner of tonight’s game will also be the same team that eventually wins game 6 and also the Stanley Cup.

I’m picking the Bruins tonight with the victory.

There are two yugs in Boston that I think are gonna have big games and they are the yugs in photo above:

Patrice Bergeron and Jaromir Jagr.

Expect Bergeron to be dominant in the face off circle and both ends of the ice. Would be pretty sick if Jags gets on the board tonight with a g-note.

I called Boston in 6 and if that happens I’ll start buying lottery tickets again.

This one time I turned into a dog and they helped me. Thank you.