I’m Lending Out My Wifey Alyonka To Matty Martin Tonight

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By Doud

We all know that me (not trapp) and Larionov’s daughter have been dating since we locked eyes at the garden back in January. Tonight she’s doin her thing at the VMA’s for BCTV along with Islander Matty Martin. Am I worried? Nope. Alyonka’s as much a true professional as I am a true man, and I’m all man. Sometimes she can’t even handle it. And Martin’s an Islander and they’re hardly a true team. So yea basically he’s terrified of me as he should be and she’ll see right past his glorious flow while I watch on my ass at home.