NHL Lookalike: Michael Del Zotto and ‘90s heartthrob Andrew Keegan

By Trapp

Resemblance is pretty striking. Both once teen heartthrobs that had a couple good hits and it’s kinda been nothing since.

Zel Dotto, promising rookie for the New York Rangers. Didn’t turn into Brian Leetch and has been bouncing around on 1-2 year deals with teams before the age of 30.

The Keegs, solid appearance on Full House.

Made his rounds through some of TGIF line up: Boy Meets World, Step by Step

Co-started with Heath Ledger in the classic 10 Things I Hate About you. And didn’t really have anything big after that. In 2014 he started a religion called Full Circle and it’s in Venice Beach.



By Trapp

Newly acquired defenseman Kevin Klein (not the guy from ‘In and Out’) is set to make his Rangers debut tonight at the Garden against the St. Louis Blues.


Every Ranger fan this side of Orion’s Belt and a little further passed that intergalactic kegger is beyond thrilled that Michael Del Zotto will never play another game for the New York Rangers.

Every good play Kevin makes tonight I’m gonna do this:

Mike Green Sucks

By Trapp


Mike Green was being compared to Larry Murphy the year he scored like 30 somethin goals, and then hasn’t done shit since. I mean he puts up pretty good numbers but he gets hurt all the time because he’s a bitch and he is a liability in his defensive zone and I flat out he think he sucks. People don’t see it, but, he’s soft, he doesn’t ever hit hard, he makes shitty plays in his defensive zone and he drives a fucking vespa in uggs to their practice facility where they pretty much just practice then jumping into the glass after shit goals announced by Joe Benanantyththiti. Also he’s wearing a headband in the photo above.


Bro get a fuckin motorcycle, a chopper, a harley whatever. Get the motorcycle ‘Grace’ that Zed aka Dorian Tyrell aka Peter Greene aka our friend Matt’s cousin drove in Pulp Fiction before he got his sack blown off by a shotgun.

Also here’s another reason why he sucks

You’re worthless, an Edmonton Oiler dodged a check from you. The Oilers are pretty much a minor league team. My god. Michael Del Zotto finishes better hits than that.

Watch this, Green scores 8 goals against the Rangers tonight.

Rangers Starting To Get To This Point…

By Doud

Game was over the second Getzlaf took a sick pass from Perry and one-timed it passed Hank for the 1-0 lead. Stupid ass Joe on the telecast would have you believe that it was simply a sick move by Perry but how bout look at the actual play bro: 0 defensive zone coverage. For a system that’s supposedly man on man in your own zone both offenders not only went unmolested but the boys in white were grossly out of position, and have been in all four matches in the early goings here. Girardi and McDonagh look pedestrian at best thus far. Del Zotto looks no different and that’s not a compliment. Maybe playin golf and chillin on the beach wasn’t the best way to go about training camp and the early part of the season, just a thought.
Alain better figure shit out fast.