Zuccarello Could’ve Been Mistaken for Rufio During Bantam Hockey

by Trapp

  
For all we know that picture was taken when he came to the Rangers in 2011. But I’m gonna go with my instincts and assume that was taken when he was playing Bantam hockey in Oslo. Just look at that fuckin hair. It’s got Lost Boys written all over it, particularly Rufio.
 
We’ve seen how gritty and feisty the yug plays so we all know he can fight. Just gotta start wondering if he can fly and crow. 

Nash and Staal Join Zuccarello By Given the Night Off

  

By Trapp

With two games remaining the rangers will have Nash and Staal out of the lineup and will inser Bourque and Summers. With the President’s Trophy and home ice locked up, now is the time to rest a couple top players. This is Zuccarello’s second straight game off but there is nothing to worry about. 

This time of year all players have bumps and bruises. And given what the Rangers have accomplished, resting some top players will be beneficial because they are in it for the long haul.

Zuccarello Is Pumped His Mom’s In Town

By Trapp

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Last night during the second intermission of the Rangers/Sabres game Al Trautwig interviewed Mats Zuccarello. Zuke mentioned how his mom’s in town pretty much wipin his ass and folding clothes; shit my mom did for me when I was like 4. Been fending for myself like a man since. But Zuccarello mentioned that she cooks for him and she’s been cooking him meatloaf. Immediately and obviously only one possible thing popped in my head the second he said his mom cooks him meatloaf.