Panger Losin It On Chell Net

By Trapp

You might have to turn your volumes up just a little bit but it’s there trust me.

Live coverage after the games during the Stanley Cup Final. I guess I was watching the right night because they show Crawford’s nasty Danny Glover on B-March in the slot and then all hell breaks loose. Dougy Weight was in on the action too. Maybe him and Panger were lightin some bowls up or hittin a blunt before they went live. I literally laugh at this every time I watch it. What’s great is Kevin Weekes professionalism comin to the rescue to take Panger’s cue at one point, Dougy Weight laughin, Mikey Johnson getting 27000% flustered at the end when Panger keeps laughing. Katty Tapp wants no part of this. I watched the live coverage after the next game strictly to see if Panger was still up to his antics but they kept him under close watch and blatantly obvious. My god.

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WHAT IF THE NEXT BIG WAS MY HEAD EXPLODED LIKE THE SCENE FROM SCANNERS?

By Trapp

Anyone who has the NHL Network aka chell net, we all know they show some really really mediocre, nearly unwatchable awful commercials basically 24/7. I feel like that shit gets worse as the night goes on especially from like 10pm-5am. That’s a large span of really bad commercials.

I’d like to now share a few of the real slobber knockers here with you guys:

At number 4 we have the Hair Club Commercial. It’s simple: if you’re out of shape you’re bald; you get hair, you’re then in athletic shape and you’re in bed with two women. Best part happens 2:00

At number 3 we have Criss Angel’s Magic Kit Commercial. This is the kit that will for sure turn you into a sorcerer and it comes with a shit ton of instructions and videos on to perform the best tricks and also to levitate. I forgot that these were all the things that I wake up and strive to do. Just watch this.

The best trick might be the guy performing the ‘Rising Ring’. Definitely the perfect ice breaker bro.

At number 2 we have the HD Aviator Glasses Commercial. In this it feature a similar rendition to the beginning of the Top Gun. Also, this commercial may or may not feature OJ Simpson at 49 seconds…

And without further adieu we have number 1….

You might recognize the first five seconds of this if you are a frequent NHL network viewer. You also might recognize the other part that’s featured in this short video if you are Dyan Roud and rent films from 1981…or Scanners

Andrew Shaw LOVES Shin Pads

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Shin-Guard-Sizing

By Trapp

Last night was such an amazing Game 1. We had hits, goals, saves especially the Danny Glover that Corey Crawford had on Marchand.

Game started a little after 8. I saw ‘This Is The End’ at 11:30…game ended at like 1 friggin AM bro. Kept checkin my phone for updates during the movie: OT, Headin to Dub OT, then Trip T’s. SHeeeeeeeeeeit. I get home, catch a little Chell Network with Kat Tap, Doug LB, Panger, Weeksey the whole gang is there. And then this happened…..

Andrew Shaw LOVES Shin Pads. Thank God he wore em last night bro.

I gotta tell you the last 24 hours have been really exciting.