After never winning a Stanley Cup with the best team in league forever and missing the post season for the first time in God knows how long the inevitable happened: Woug Dilson will have a new coach behind the bench for the San Jose Sharks when next season starts.
It was deemed as a “mutual parting”. Whatever, he got fired pretty much. Todd lost the lockerroom. He didn’t like misplace it or anything, his players just kinda said fuck you after a while. Without naming names Thoe Jornton as well as Logan. Top yugs speakin out about their distaste for how shit’s goin.
Anyway Todd’s a really really good coach. He won Stan with Detroit and Cockbab as an assistant coach in 2008. Shortly after that feat he was hired as head coach in San Jose. He’s coached some of the best and premiere players in the league during his time in California. Multiple division titles, a lot of post season play and a plethora of playoff exits. Joking aside, Todd is goin to fill a vacant coaching position quickly and will have an immediate impact.
It all starts with a campaign. I strongly suggest they use the idea of this video and send it around the league to the teams in need of a coach.
Hearing a question to Marleau about Hertl and whether he was showboating, Thornton said: “Shut up, have you ever played the game?”
When the press turned his way, he then added:
“I’d have my cock out if I scored four goals. I’d have my cock out, stroking it.”
Yo sometimes you gotta whip it out and put all your cards on the table. Kudos to Joe for sticking up for his teammate and in so many words telling Farjan Lalji to go fuck himself. Anyone, Adam Oates included, that thinks what Tomas Hertl did was showboating or in anyway a disgrace is a short minded idiot that needs to realize that highlight reel moves in any fashion are good for the game and pretty sick if you can pull them off. I mean, why do basketball players dunk? You could just lay it up right? See how stupid this is? Showing personality and flair in sports is a good thing.
This is gonna get real awkward should Thornton legit have a four goal night, and the first person that throws a fake rooster on the ice after one of his goals gets an A+. Imagine Joe straight up windmillin at center ice? wait, nevermind. Don’t imagine that.
My top cellys that I’ve legit done:
4) that was easy button (with sound effect in arena speakers)
5)Miss America hand wave