NHL Lookalikes: Joe Sakic and Harry Connick Jr.

By Trapp

Son of a bitch this ones real close. Their dangling hair is even similar too.

Love Joe Sakic. Hands down the quickest release on a shot I’ve ever seen. Classy guy too. Handed the Cup directly to Ray Bourque who had never won a Cup in the 22 years he was in the NHL. That shit will give you chills.

 

My man Harry Connick Jr. is a jack of all trades. Singer, composer, actor and television host. He’s got three fuckin Grammy Awards, he’s sold millions of albums worldwide. That’s great and all but there’s only one thing that this man has done that I truly care about:

He was Captain Jimmy Wilder in Independence Day.

I saw this movie in theater when I was seven and it’s also the first movie my friend Brian Dolan watched in surround sound. We all know Jimmy’s fate in ID4. And to this day I am still bothered by it.

What the fuck was he thinking banking at that speed? Taking off his mask too?

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Eric Daze Sucks

By Trapp

When I was a kid and my brother would remind me that the Skills Competition and the All Star Game “were happening this weekend” some type of euphoria would envelop my body and brain and those words he spoke was the only thing I thought about the entire yad. The skills competition gives you the opportunity to witness the players that were selected and to bring their skills to the forefront. Just to name a few from the 2002 All Star Game: Jaromir Jagr, Joe Sakic, Teemu Selanne, Mario Lemieux, Brian Leetch, um I don’t know Sergei Fedorov. Legit dudes. Ray Bourque was and is the king of the accuracy shooting contest. Check out what this yug did on the reg:


Pretty good right? Now, take a look at this fuckin gem of an all star selection in Eric Daze. I can’t even get into the detail of how absurdly bad this guy was my god I even laugh about it. Let me preface before you hit the video. He goes 2 for 8, hits the dead center of the night on his first two shots, misses wide to the right completely and nails the glass and almost kills probably Ray Whitney because hes got nasty passes, and he also hits three posts.

JR is straight up laughing after Daze was done. Also what’s remarkable is right before the first shot Darren Pang is like “THIS GUY CAN SHOOT THE PUCK” yeah bro, not accurately.