Jarome I Have A Feeling You And Your Whole Family Are Goin Down

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By Trapp

I gotta tell ya, the last 24 hours have been really exciting.

I don’t know what I like more:

A. The fact that Marchand opened the scoring 28 seconds in on a Crosby turnover at the blue line no less.

Those fundamentals of the game were taught to you in Mites and it was on the list of things NOT TO DO.

2. Marchand taunting Cooke then sayin peace to go snipe and immediately silence the ‘guins fans with a carbon copy goal seconds after Brandon Sutters,

and

D. Jarome Iginla’s choice.

Lets face the facts, Iginla hasn’t been an impact player by any means for Pittsburgh. Maybe things would be different if you had decided to go to Boston bro. “Maybe God would change my Coke to Pepsi or maybe I find my friggin car keys whatever.”

Point is, B’s up 2 zip, goin back to Boston. Iginla’s hopes of winning a Stanley Cup could come to an end this week annnnd that’s just too damn bad.

This is all I got for you Jarome..

“THAT’S WHAT YOU GET FOR PICKING THE CANUCKS”

By Trapp

I was in the process of lookin shit up about how Aaron Ward told everyone Iginla was traded to Boston and even Peter Ciarelli was 6000% under the influence that Iginla was also on team. Anyway, I was formulating ideas about that particular post until I found this video:

I have never seen this before in my life, I don’t know why it took so long for me to see until now. But I found it, watched it, and gonna watch it again. Duthie got a little cooler in my eyes after seein this and the one cameo towards the end that solves everything is so flat out remarkable I can’t even handle it.

GET IT