I Really Hope Teemu Persues This Venture


By Trapp

“I’m a hockey player but I’m playing Golf today.” 

Kind of.

Wednesday the Finnish Flash Teemu Selanne served as a caddy for Finnish pro golfer Mikko Ilonen at the Masters Par 3 Contest. This event is just an annual prelude to the Masters Tournament taking place at Augusta National Golf Club in Augusta, Ga. Don’t get your hopes up and expect Teemu to now join the PGA tour as a permanent caddy but I am. 

I would legitimately find it hilarious that one of the best hockey players of all time became a fuckin caddy a year after retirement.

Giroux Doesn’t Fuck Around On The Course

Buffalo Sabres v Philadelphia Flyers
by Doud

PHILADELPHIA — Philadelphia Flyers captain Claude Giroux had surgery on his right index finger after getting injured on a golf course in Ottawa.

Giroux sustained tendon damage when a golf club shattered and splintered into his finger Thursday. It’s unknown what caused the club to shatter.

“Although there were no broken bones, there was some damage to his extensor tendons in his finger,” Flyers general manager Paul Holmgren said in the statement. “He is expected to have a full recovery in 5-6 weeks.”

TALK ABOUT A HOLE IN ONE. Only about a month until training camp, gotta toughen up. Seriously though way to shatter your finger on a drive, relax bro lets pump the brakes a bit this aint the Waterbury Open.

Jarome I Have A Feeling You And Your Whole Family Are Goin Down


By Trapp

I gotta tell ya, the last 24 hours have been really exciting.

I don’t know what I like more:

A. The fact that Marchand opened the scoring 28 seconds in on a Crosby turnover at the blue line no less.

Those fundamentals of the game were taught to you in Mites and it was on the list of things NOT TO DO.

2. Marchand taunting Cooke then sayin peace to go snipe and immediately silence the ‘guins fans with a carbon copy goal seconds after Brandon Sutters,


D. Jarome Iginla’s choice.

Lets face the facts, Iginla hasn’t been an impact player by any means for Pittsburgh. Maybe things would be different if you had decided to go to Boston bro. “Maybe God would change my Coke to Pepsi or maybe I find my friggin car keys whatever.”

Point is, B’s up 2 zip, goin back to Boston. Iginla’s hopes of winning a Stanley Cup could come to an end this week annnnd that’s just too damn bad.

This is all I got for you Jarome..