Easily One of the Greatest Nights in Human History

By Trapp

The crew of Beauts that I embarked to the Ranger game with on Tuesday night was nothing short of remarkable. Many chirps were proclaimed as well as memorable quotes from many great movies. For instance, upon drinking a reeb, our boy Syle Kala announced in Wet Bandit fashion, while raising his beer: “Crow bars up!” It was that kind of night.

Anyway…my Rangers/MSG record has yet again to be prove that I every time I’m in attendance they lose. But with every loss I attend, it is instantly made up for at the Flying Puck, and that’s exactly what happened Tuesday night after the Lightning defeated the Rangers 2-1…

After the game myself and 10 other Beauts head to the Flying Puck Bar and Grill… We’re drinkin reeb tellin fart jokes and having a great time…and then it happened: In comes John Giannone.

I went over, introduced myself, invited him over to where we were all hanging out and before you know it, he is hanging out with us for the remainder of the night. This guy is a true beaut, he hung around with my group of people for literally over an hour. We were all hangin around havin a couple reebs and havin a great time. This guy is a great dude. He had some funny stories for us, I even busted his chops about catching an edge and whipin out during player introductions for a benefit game that he was in at the Garden.

Here’s a nice shot of the Beauts and John


What made this night more memorable than ever was I asked him to yell GET IT with me and he accepted the invitation immediately:


Overall he is a great guy with tons of hockey knowledge and it was real cool how down to earth he is. Cheers.


By Trapp

It’s an open and shut case.

Ilya Kovalchuk: Case Closed

Guy bolted to Russia, left $77 million bucks. Word?

Myself and fellas over at Beer League Beauts put together a little video to pay tribute to Ilya and his time in New Jersey. Definitely a great day to be a Ranger fan. Peace out playa.



By Trapp


That’s a picture of when Drury and Briere were in Buffalo from 2004-2007. They both hit free agency respectively in 2007 and surprisingly both signed elsewhere but in the Atlantic Division. Drury went and had a disaster with the Rangers and the best Briere did was losing in the finals to ChiTown in ’10. Regardless, this team went to the Eastern Conference Finals two years in a row in 2006 and in 2007.

That team that Ruff had was a legit powerhouse. Unreal.

Rumors of Briere going back to Buffalo but I gotta tell you he played his best hockey in Buffalo and it might reignite his game whatever he’s got left. He could be a good influence to young guys that are on the team and possibly any that make it outta training camp. July 5th time will tell.

Also tell Drury to stop making Margarita Pizza’s in Trumbull and to fuckin play in Buffalo again cuz he was really good there.

Watch Raycroft cover his face in shame after the goal at 2:18. Straight up remarkable.

It’s Good ‘ZZA TOO!

By Trapp

When my brother and I were growin up we collected hockey cards and had like 18 binders filled with them. We have some really sweet cards but we also have some really bad ones. But I have never in my life come across a card this remarkable in my entire existence:

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He’s in his Oilers uni so it musta been taken in like 1997 or something. He’s straight up sitting on Red Forman’s couch. He’s clearly in the locker room. He’s wearing a shitty watch on his right wrist. He has a slice of pizza in his left hand.


Welcome To The Party Pal!

By Trapp

If you think we’re not gonna be continuously document the Chicago Blackhawks summer long celebration you’re dumb.

The video above is the Patty Kane and the rest of the Chicago Blackhawks at the Rockit on Hubbard in Chicago poppin ‘pagne bottles in pure fashion and shootin that ‘pagne on the people outside. ALOT OF P’s IN THAT SENTENCE.


Like I said, we’re gonna continue highlighting the Hawks celebration and I’m gonna preface by saying it’s probably gonna be a real majestic summer for those yugs. This is just the beginning…



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Danny Paille and his fourth line wreckin crew lead his team to another victory.

Paille had the assist on KELLY’s game tying goal in the second period.

Then Paille had a snip bomb off the pipe and in past Crawford aka my look alike.

Yo Pierre, NO SHIT BOLLIG WANTS THIS ONE BACK. What all started the play was a routine wrap around the boards from Seabrook and look who is on the boards in overtime and fails to chip it passed Boychuk:


If in 15 years this blog is still goin, he will most likely be featured on Washed Up Wednesday. His attempt to chipping the puck out or taking a hit to make a play literally cost his team a game. He gave the Bruins what they wanted, a split in ChiTown to ship up to Boston to perhaps grab two games at home. Good job Bollig.

This had to be going through Joel Quenneville’s head when he realized Bollig failed to clear the zone:


EDITORS NOTE: I’m Chris Doud and I flat out called Paille. Also I’m fucked up.

Cup Teaser: GET IT

By Trapp

This is it bro:

J Bone in 2010


Big Z in 2011


Real Talk: Stanley Cup Finals start Wednesday night. We got an original six showdown. Two big hockey markets and cities in Boston who won Stan in 2011 and Chicago in 2010. These teams know the terrain pretty well and what it takes to win.

This is gonna be a legit series.