Crawford Promises He Wouldn’t Swear at Cup Parade, Swears at Cup Parade.

By Doud

Chicago Tribune: “I’m going to try to be a little more professional,” Crawford said. “I owe it to all the mothers in the crowd.”

However, moms still might want to be on guard. When told Sharp suggested getting him a muzzle, Crawford said: “That’s probably a pretty (expletive) good idea.”

Man of his word.

But really though, fuck the moms.  Cup champs do and say as they please.

AND THIS IS WHY EVERY YUG ON THIS TEAM IS THE MAN

By Trapp

They hand a WWF belt to players after games to show who was the man that night.

Kaner handed that belt to Crawford for being the man all post season. Keep that belt all summer after droppin two F bombs and “working our nuts off” on live television. He straight up says what he needs to say and walks in epic fashion. Incredible.

Yeah You Can Definitely Catch

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By Trapp

Anyone in the world who watched you play sports last night can attest to the fact that you indeed can’t catch. Every goal that was scored on you was on your Danny Glover:

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You and your boys got lucky because I think Jags was lurkin all night and if he was to rip a vintage Jagr slobber knocker over the glove, it would’ve been at your most vulnerable state being last nights match.

Better hang out with Benny the Jet at the Sandlot and work on your glove bro because Saturday ain’t gon be easy.

Can’t be lettin goals in on your Crispin Glover all your life…..

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