Varlamov turned himself in to police around 6 p.m. and is being held without bond on second-degree kidnapping and third-degree assault charges, police said. The kidnapping charge is a Class 4 felony, punishable by to two to six years in prison, according Colorado statutes. Class 4 felony kidnapping is defined by taking someone and moving them to another place without their consent.
The assault charge is a misdemeanor.
Top 5 mug shots of all time easily.
Varly’s been under the tutelage of new Avalanche head coach Patty Roy all season and has enjoyed the fruits of his labor sporting a solid 7-1 record and is near the top of the leader boards in save percentage and goals against but apparently he missed the part in Roy’s teachings where you’re supposed to take your boiling rage out on your opponents (or perhaps a bench dividing pane of glass) and not your spouse. That’s a page from the Dennis Potvin handbook on life conduct, and as I’ve learned from a lifetime spent at MSG, the aforementioned Islander blue liner in fact, sucks.
So Varly’s clearly gone for a while. Large drop off n hair line power in the Colorado crease as bald-ass J.S. Giguere will have to man the pipes for the foreseeable future.
Well that didn’t take long. One night in and Roy’s just doin what he does and wildly flyin off the handle. Apparently it was in response to Ben Lovejoy goin knee on knee to first overall pick Nathan MacKinnon playing in his first NHL game after putting up two sick apples, so rightfully so, but CHRIST bro lets not almost give the camera dude a concussion how bout.
Patty Roy doesn’t give a FUCK and that’s why he’s already won the Adams trophy in my book. Playin for a dude who’s that intense on night 1 has got to make you wanna run through a wall and tear boards down.
2000-2001 was a pretty sweet year for the NHL from what I remember. The Flyers thought they solved their goaltending situation 13 years ago with Roman Cechmanek. Yeah no. Messier was back on the Rangers which was awesome. Jagr cut his hair. Lemieux came back to the show. Ray Bourque won the cup with his All-Star team in the Avalanche:
Joe Sakic, Peter Forsberg, Rob Blake Patrick Roy, Milan Hejduk, Alex Tanguay, Chris Drury, Adam Foote, Dave Reid. Last one’s a joke but Reider rules.
Theo Fleury was like leadin the league in multiple categories then he had to check into the Substance Abuse Program which ruined my life as a 12 year old Ranger fan. Ummm and this:
Rich Pilon went after Jagr. What are you doin Pilon why did you ever lace up the skates and think playing hockey was ever a good idea.
Pretty funny to see that Straka was jumpin in there for Jags, shit man, Straka has always Jagr’s back.