Yak Is Off To The Kay

By Trapp

Really didn’t take long at all to be honest. I fuckin knew this guy was gonna turn out to be another Daigle. I think a lot of us saw this one coming. Another first overall pick for Edmonton, horrible coaching, no development. It was a recipe for disaster.

A stop in St. Louis, and one last shot with Colorado and jus like that the 2012 former first overall draft pick Nail Yakupov has officially signed a two year deal with KHL’s SKA St. Petersburg. Who knows if he decides to sack up and come back when that deal is complete but his time in the NHL is done after six seasons.

“Yea Pavel.. HA yea it’s me. Comin over to the K… I’m 24…Later.”

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NHL Lookalikes: Joe Sakic and Harry Connick Jr.

By Trapp

Son of a bitch this ones real close. Their dangling hair is even similar too.

Love Joe Sakic. Hands down the quickest release on a shot I’ve ever seen. Classy guy too. Handed the Cup directly to Ray Bourque who had never won a Cup in the 22 years he was in the NHL. That shit will give you chills.

 

My man Harry Connick Jr. is a jack of all trades. Singer, composer, actor and television host. He’s got three fuckin Grammy Awards, he’s sold millions of albums worldwide. That’s great and all but there’s only one thing that this man has done that I truly care about:

He was Captain Jimmy Wilder in Independence Day.

I saw this movie in theater when I was seven and it’s also the first movie my friend Brian Dolan watched in surround sound. We all know Jimmy’s fate in ID4. And to this day I am still bothered by it.

What the fuck was he thinking banking at that speed? Taking off his mask too?

NHL Veteran Daniel Briere Calls It A Career

by Trapp

  
Danny B has played his final game in the NHL and it’s too bad it was with the Avalanche. All the damage he did against teams throughout his career in the playoffs was fun to watch except against my Rangers in 2007 but I digress. The former 1996 first round pick to the Phoenix Coyotes exits the game without a Stanley Cup. When healthy he was an exciting player to watch and he scored some clutch goals and did the same celebration legitimately every time. 

Not to mention the guy put 30 points in 2010 playoffs as a member of the Flyers when they went on to eventually lose to Chicago in the finals.

Does Nathan McKinnon in Drag Get Him the Calder?

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By Doud

I don’t know if this was some sorta weird rookie hazing thing or if Nate straight up dresses like a chick on the reg. Either way I’m just gonna leave this right here.

The Calder Trophy rookie of the year award race is heating up with Kreider, Seth Jones and your boy/possible female McKinnon doin the damn thing on the ice, but apparently off it lord knows what the hells goin on. Theo Fleury played in Denver for a lil bit so maybe his penchant for derelict shemale establishments have lingered in the area. Although it is Colorado, so chances are the team got high as shit one night and just dolled him up.

PS Nate looks like a fuckin weird ass rubber sex doll

This Is Such An Acceptable Jersey Foul

By Trapp

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Yep. That’s what the jersey says. Mandeskog.

If you aren’t aware, but I’m sure most of you are, there shouldn’t be an “M” there should be an “L” because it is the Colorado Avalanche’s captain’s jersey, Gabriel Landeskog. I think when people put their own names on jerseys of sports teams is one of the worst things in the world. There’s a laundry list of things that suck in this world and that is definitely on it. But with that being said it could simply be a mess up on the manufacturer’s end because the alphabet does go “…JKLMNO…”and so on and so forth but deep down I think this guy wanted that jersey to say Mandeskog. I mean, he even cut the damn sleeves off the fuckin jersey. The only other person who would ever cut the sleeves off an NHL jersey would have to be Casey Jones.  Pretty much this guy is an all around savage who probably crushes a couple Miller Lites in the parking lot of the Pepsi Center before home games.