NHL Veteran Daniel Briere Calls It A Career

by Trapp

  
Danny B has played his final game in the NHL and it’s too bad it was with the Avalanche. All the damage he did against teams throughout his career in the playoffs was fun to watch except against my Rangers in 2007 but I digress. The former 1996 first round pick to the Phoenix Coyotes exits the game without a Stanley Cup. When healthy he was an exciting player to watch and he scored some clutch goals and did the same celebration legitimately every time. 

Not to mention the guy put 30 points in 2010 playoffs as a member of the Flyers when they went on to eventually lose to Chicago in the finals.

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Does Nathan McKinnon in Drag Get Him the Calder?

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By Doud

I don’t know if this was some sorta weird rookie hazing thing or if Nate straight up dresses like a chick on the reg. Either way I’m just gonna leave this right here.

The Calder Trophy rookie of the year award race is heating up with Kreider, Seth Jones and your boy/possible female McKinnon doin the damn thing on the ice, but apparently off it lord knows what the hells goin on. Theo Fleury played in Denver for a lil bit so maybe his penchant for derelict shemale establishments have lingered in the area. Although it is Colorado, so chances are the team got high as shit one night and just dolled him up.

PS Nate looks like a fuckin weird ass rubber sex doll

This Is Such An Acceptable Jersey Foul

By Trapp

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Yep. That’s what the jersey says. Mandeskog.

If you aren’t aware, but I’m sure most of you are, there shouldn’t be an “M” there should be an “L” because it is the Colorado Avalanche’s captain’s jersey, Gabriel Landeskog. I think when people put their own names on jerseys of sports teams is one of the worst things in the world. There’s a laundry list of things that suck in this world and that is definitely on it. But with that being said it could simply be a mess up on the manufacturer’s end because the alphabet does go “…JKLMNO…”and so on and so forth but deep down I think this guy wanted that jersey to say Mandeskog. I mean, he even cut the damn sleeves off the fuckin jersey. The only other person who would ever cut the sleeves off an NHL jersey would have to be Casey Jones.  Pretty much this guy is an all around savage who probably crushes a couple Miller Lites in the parking lot of the Pepsi Center before home games.

Symeon Varlamov Turns Himself in on Domestic Violence Charges, Looks Like Mad Max

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By Doud

Varlamov turned himself in to police around 6 p.m. and is being held without bond on second-degree kidnapping and third-degree assault charges, police said. The kidnapping charge is a Class 4 felony, punishable by to two to six years in prison, according Colorado statutes. Class 4 felony kidnapping is defined by taking someone and moving them to another place without their consent.
The assault charge is a misdemeanor.

Top 5 mug shots of all time easily.

Varly’s been under the tutelage of new Avalanche head coach Patty Roy all season and has enjoyed the fruits of his labor sporting a solid 7-1 record and is near the top of the leader boards in save percentage and goals against but apparently he missed the part in Roy’s teachings where you’re supposed to take your boiling rage out on your opponents (or perhaps a bench dividing pane of glass) and not your spouse. That’s a page from the Dennis Potvin handbook on life conduct, and as I’ve learned from a lifetime spent at MSG, the aforementioned Islander blue liner in fact, sucks.

So Varly’s clearly gone for a while. Large drop off n hair line power in the Colorado crease as bald-ass J.S. Giguere will have to man the pipes for the foreseeable future.

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That’s Right, And It’s The Choice Of A New Generation

By BLB

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