It Was Only A Matter Of Time I Guess

By Trapp

Mike Smith plays goalie for the Phoenix Coyotes. Smith’s arguably the best puck handling goalie in the game right now and he scored goal tonight against the Detroit Red Wings. He’s got more goals than Claude Giroux.

Giroux Doesn’t Fuck Around On The Course

Buffalo Sabres v Philadelphia Flyers
by Doud

PHILADELPHIA — Philadelphia Flyers captain Claude Giroux had surgery on his right index finger after getting injured on a golf course in Ottawa.

Giroux sustained tendon damage when a golf club shattered and splintered into his finger Thursday. It’s unknown what caused the club to shatter.

“Although there were no broken bones, there was some damage to his extensor tendons in his finger,” Flyers general manager Paul Holmgren said in the statement. “He is expected to have a full recovery in 5-6 weeks.”

TALK ABOUT A HOLE IN ONE. Only about a month until training camp, gotta toughen up. Seriously though way to shatter your finger on a drive, relax bro lets pump the brakes a bit this aint the Waterbury Open.

Vinny Lecav in Philly For 5 Years Is Probably a Good Idea

By Doud

Flyers made a huge move to shore up their defense and actually shut down opposing attacks yesterday by signing recently bought out Tampa star Vinny Lecavalier….wait, hes not a shut down defenseman? Or a goaltender actually capable of making big saves? He doesn’t address the Flyers’ real needs?
Par for the course. Way to give a big FIVE YEAR DEAL…I’ll say it again, F I V E YEAR DEAL to a 33 year old center who is old for 33. True that they now have a formidable and very French 1-2 at center with Vinny behind Giroux but Philly’s startin to resemble a poor man’s Pittsburgh with no D or ‘tending.
Keep it up Paul, PLEASE go sign Tim Tom to attetmpt to guard your cage so i can laugh some more.