Jose Canseco Is The Real Life Kenny Powers

By Trapp

I was lookin up the Casey Jones video from Ninja Turtles about the Jose Canseco bat and on the side panel of the youtube page was this video.

This guy is seriously the real life Kenny Powers. The entire premise of that original HBO series is Jose Canseco’s life.

He’s straight up promoting the use of steroids, which are illegal substances. I mean that’s not that smart at all. In Episode 15 “Going Broke and How to Deal with the Loss” Jose discusses his success and the amount of money he made and some of the silly decisions he made with his money. The dumbest was not signing a prenup which eventually lead to his first ex wife getting $6 million bones from him

There’s no doubt in my mind that Canseco has made an attempt to make one of these training/promo videos

This Is Such An Acceptable Jersey Foul

By Trapp


Yep. That’s what the jersey says. Mandeskog.

If you aren’t aware, but I’m sure most of you are, there shouldn’t be an “M” there should be an “L” because it is the Colorado Avalanche’s captain’s jersey, Gabriel Landeskog. I think when people put their own names on jerseys of sports teams is one of the worst things in the world. There’s a laundry list of things that suck in this world and that is definitely on it. But with that being said it could simply be a mess up on the manufacturer’s end because the alphabet does go “…JKLMNO…”and so on and so forth but deep down I think this guy wanted that jersey to say Mandeskog. I mean, he even cut the damn sleeves off the fuckin jersey. The only other person who would ever cut the sleeves off an NHL jersey would have to be Casey Jones.  Pretty much this guy is an all around savage who probably crushes a couple Miller Lites in the parking lot of the Pepsi Center before home games.