Tonight’s Schedule and Fike Misher


By Trapp

Possible series clinchers tonight with Chicago and Calgary. Going to be another very exciting night of playoff hockey. 

Nashville’s only hope is if Carrie Underwood is present tonight. Also Fike Misher is in the same category as Dan Girardi for strong as fuck faces. 


Gib waj.

Edmonton, McDonalds Already on the McDavid Train


By Doud

I guess it’s good Burger King purchased Tim Horton’s ‘cuz no way in hell they’d survive as a corporate entity in Canada now that Edmonton won the first overall pick YET A-FUCKIN-GAIN and will no doubt take Connor McDavid.  Obvious cross promotion for at least the next 15 years that apparently they’re already unabashedly jumping on, proper spelling be damned.  If Connor is half as good as advertised you’re lookin at basically a monsoon of McMuffins raining from the crowd in western Canada that’ll make the Hamm-burglar’s presence in Ottawa look like a minor drizzle of burgers.

I Know Of Only Two People Named Corban

By Trapp

The first person I know of named Corban is Corban Dallas from the Luc Besson sci-fi movie the Fifth Element starring Bruce Willis, Gary Oldman and this chick…

The other Corban I know of is Flames rookie with a remarkable full name: Corban Knight. I found out this guy existed like literally 13 minutes ago because he scored his first goal in the National last night against the Ducks which ended up being a 7-2 routing in favor of Corban. You know who didn’t care that it was Corban’s first gino in the show? The ref.

Ref’s like “Yo, here.”

TJ Just Doin The Damn Thing in Warmies Yesterday. Does Canada Really Stand A Chance Tomorrow?

By Doud

What else can be said bout Osh mcGosh that hasn’t already? Just CRUSHING the Olympics through and through. Sick mitts.

Absolute border war tomorrow at noon. I’ll likely be drinking/hopefully celebrating hard at Saloon NYC or the Puck. If you consider yourself an American and have any pride in yourself you’ll find a way to watch the game. Must exact revenge for 2010 and earn the right to play for gold. Its our density….i mean, our DESTINY.

Honestly its a fuckin Friday and its likely the most important day in our nation’s history so for there to be work at all anywhere tomorrow is a crime. Even the criminals will set their illegal goals aside to take on the cold hat from the north.

Do the right thing.

Fuck Canada.

PS Hilary Knights relationship with me is on the line currently, get that gold woman or ill kick you to the curb


Derek Stepan Had DQ Then Got 3 Points

By Trapp

Derek Stepan entered yesterday’s game without scoring a goal in like 13 games. That shit changed quickly. Derek had the primary assists on the Richards goal and the Nick Rash goal. Derek then lit the lamp and made Roxanne turn on that red light with a gino of his own ending that drought. The yug got his ass off the shnide and onto the sheet, and it is all credited to having a fuckin blizzard before the game from DQ…


Staal said that Stepan scoring was “big” sine he was in a bit of a drought and then added “he had a reese’s pieces dairy queen last night, a blizzard and that was it. He just needed a little DQ in his life and it turned the corner for him. It was good, I had one too and I think it did the trick for him. He was really happy when he was eating that, so, you know it was good.”

All I can tell you is that, that was a different Derek Stepan out there than we’re used to seeing. I’ve seen every form of pre game ritual known to man… But this beats the hell out of me.


Canada Is Cool Besides Hockey

By Trapp


Besides producing some of the best hockey players the NHL has ever seen it has produced some remarkable musicians and bands. But the one group/musician I want to mention is Dallas Green the singer songwriter/guitar player of his group City and Colour. This guy is the face of the band and was the lead guitar/singer of Canadian rock band Alexisonfire. His solo career has found more success for sure than what he was achieving in Alexis but still this guys got a voice bro. Doud thinks he’s got lucious pipes but Dallas Green smokes Doud. Green is from St. Catharines, Ontario, Canada. Some notable people that contribute to the game hockey that have from there is Buffalo Sabres legend announcer Rick Jeanneret, Stan Mikita although born in Slovakia he was raised in St. Catharines, Stanley Cup Champion Brian Bellows. Kevin Stevens is 8000% still talkin shit about him.

Here is one of Dallas Green’s tracks from his group City and Colour: