NHL Lookalikes: Alex Semin and Thomas Haden Church

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It’s gotta be fuckin just be KILLIN Semdog that Ovi got that Cup and went on an absolute tear celebratin it. Semin what the hell happened to you man? You put up some serious points playin in Washington. Jesus man. You’re lookin like a worn out dude who’s gone through at least two mid life crisis and you’re fuckin like 34.

I’ve been trying to pin it down for a while now who you look like and it’s Thomas Haden Church.

Your NHL career fell about as flat as Spider-Man 3 did. That goddamn scene of Emo-Pete and dancing around in the street. Incase you all forgot it was this absurdly bad moment in time nobody can ever get back:

That third Spider-Man movie easily one of the worst films I’ve ever seen in my entire life and everybody knows I’ve seen a lot of cinema. I’ve been quotin shit since I was 4. I was ahead of the curve then. I saw Showdown in Little Tokyo in 1995. I was 5.

But I digress.

These two look alike.

Also, Semin played drums on Staal’s head:

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Yes It’s Ladies Night, Oh What A Night

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Bravo might have to think about making a casting call for the next season of ‘Real Housewives of New York’. Mary Beth Leetch has emerged and is taking no shit from anyone.

The wife of Rangers legend and Hall of Famer Brian Leetch, turned up too hard with two of her friends at a gay bar in the Upper East side and roughed up a bartender. The trio were apparently asked to leave the bar and I guess that was enough to set them off. The bartender was then in the thick of it all taking haymakers and prob a couple kidney shots from a group of cougars. Apparently they busted up the dudes head pretty good he needed seven staples to close that bad boy. Man oh man these women are not to be reckoned with. Like a pack of wolves.

They even refused to pay their tab.

It was 33 bucks.

NHL Lookalikes: Steve Ott and Steve the Pirate from Dodgeball

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Kinda looks like Steve Ott was in Dodgeball doesn’t it? Both named Steve so yea why not?

Ott throughout his NHL career was ‘that guy’ and had some really bad chirps. Heard that teammates described him as the absolute worst when it comes to that. He straight up told Giroux he’d beat him on a draw and then lost it clean.

During the intermission of that game Ott attempted to be a tough guy with Flyers coach Peter Laviolette. Yea Pete wasn’t havin any of that:

Fun fact: Ott was Captain of the Buffalo Sabres at one point lol.

I saw Dodgeball in the theater with my friend Chris..not Doud he sucks.. my other friend Chris. And there were two take aways he had from that movie when we left: fuckin Chuck Norris and cram it in your cram hole. Chris straight up said those two things on repeat for the next couple of months. Alan Tudyk gave a convincing performance as a pirate. Real character actor. He was funny as hell in ‘Knocked Up’ also. But he fuckin nailed it as K-2S0 in Rogue One.

Today We Celebrate Our Independence Day

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“We will not go quietly into the night! We will not vanish without a fight! We’re going to live on, we’re going to survive.’ Today we celebrate our independence day!”

President Whitmore’s entire speech in ID4 is one of the most important moments in cinematic history, but his closing remarks should’ve put Bill Pullman into Oscar contention.

Let’s all take today to enjoy all we have and appreciate everyone in our lives.

NHL Lookalikes: Joe Sakic and Harry Connick Jr.

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Son of a bitch this ones real close. Their dangling hair is even similar too.

Love Joe Sakic. Hands down the quickest release on a shot I’ve ever seen. Classy guy too. Handed the Cup directly to Ray Bourque who had never won a Cup in the 22 years he was in the NHL. That shit will give you chills.

 

My man Harry Connick Jr. is a jack of all trades. Singer, composer, actor and television host. He’s got three fuckin Grammy Awards, he’s sold millions of albums worldwide. That’s great and all but there’s only one thing that this man has done that I truly care about:

He was Captain Jimmy Wilder in Independence Day.

I saw this movie in theater when I was seven and it’s also the first movie my friend Brian Dolan watched in surround sound. We all know Jimmy’s fate in ID4. And to this day I am still bothered by it.

What the fuck was he thinking banking at that speed? Taking off his mask too?

NHL Lookalike: Michael Del Zotto and ‘90s heartthrob Andrew Keegan

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Resemblance is pretty striking. Both once teen heartthrobs that had a couple good hits and it’s kinda been nothing since.

Zel Dotto, promising rookie for the New York Rangers. Didn’t turn into Brian Leetch and has been bouncing around on 1-2 year deals with teams before the age of 30.

The Keegs, solid appearance on Full House.

Made his rounds through some of TGIF line up: Boy Meets World, Step by Step

Co-started with Heath Ledger in the classic 10 Things I Hate About you. And didn’t really have anything big after that. In 2014 he started a religion called Full Circle and it’s in Venice Beach.

Tight.