By Doud

Dan Girardi’s face is so muscular I’d gauge that 73% of the strength he exerts in any given situation comes from his jaw.  I mean really, a puck to his face to him is the equivalent of like a gnat flyin into your grill in the outfield during little league (i was bad at baseball growing up, I knew it well).  You really think that puck he took head on last night would really keep him from missing any action? Cmon now. He’s been a pure warrior his whole career, you’d hafta literally amputate his leg to MAYBE have a chance of him missing a single shift. I legit feel bad for the puck.