By Doud

Tough week for hockey players tryin to wheel with Del Zaster non stop texting pornstars and now this shit. Guys, it’s friggen Tinder. Just keep swiping. Why the hell would you waste your time on some broad who’s grades are too good for you or whatever? It’s a numbers game and most likely someone on the ‘der will bang you. Like you said, you play in the O; as big of a douche canoe statement as that is you know damn well there’s plenty of puck sluts around for you to get down on. However now your names are out there as huge dickheads so your games shot. Well played idiots, way to be the first dicks in the league to get 15 games for not gettin pussy.