Lisa Ann Ruins Del Zotto’s Life


By Doud

Well this looks like the end for Mikey Del Zott. How’s your Sunday morning been? ‘Cuz Mike Del Zotto woke up to his life bein just eviscerated by Lisa Ann all over Twitter. As if he wasn’t shit in his own zone as is now he’s definitely gonna be bombarded with endless chirps from friggen EVERYONE in the league. Apparently he actually can’t even get a porn star off. His only rational move has to be a move to like the German league right? Maybe that random pro league they’ve got in Australia? For a dude that definitely gets plenty of young ass, this is just a bad look bro. Can’t really blame him for goin for the gold and attempting to graduate to actual pornstars but cmon bro groveling endlessly via texts is always an embarrassing move.

P.S. I totally forgot he was in 10 Things I Hate About You:

Didn’t that kid get kicked in the nuts? Pretty appropriate

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