By Doud

Good lord what I would do to fiesta with a world class booze hound such as Ovechkin, especially now that he’s newly single and free to roam. Zero question it would result in this:

Yup: blackout status and mediocre chicks. Seriously though Ovi’s gotta be crushing life entering the last year of his 20s with big ass bottles and 0 female bullshit now that he broke off the engagement over the summer. Without that he only hasta have 0 worries about playoff success.