http://www.theguardian.com/sport/video/2014/jun/03/shin-kicking-world-championships-cotswold-video

By Doud

Should it be much of a surprise that someone who likely took part in probably the largest city wide riot in the last few years arose victorious recently in the time honored craft of shin kicking?

Life is literally that frustrating for the Canucks that Tortorella has driven the Van City population to travel to the other side of the planet to kick the Christ outta people’s shins. Probably how the Sedins feel after a season of pointlessly blocking shots for Johnny T.

PS I guarantee I could dethrone the champ