Ray Liotta Got Fired Today

By Trapp


Adam Oates and George McPhee got fired and who cares?

I personally think that this team peaked and they suck. Alex Ovechkin doesn’t give a fuck about defensive hockey hence not backcheckin to catch a yug on a breakaway and Nick Backstrom looks like Charlize Theron from Monster:



Joffrey Lupul Is As Soft As Baby Shit

By Trapp


We’ve never read these words before..

Joff is never healthy. He’ll play about 9 games and record like 14 points and then get injured. Be out for 15 games come back get a hattrick his game back then he’ll fuckin like collide with Riley Nash or somethin have a completely fractured wrist. This guy is a joke stay healthy. Also Toronto is a fuckin joke, you’re captain is Dion Phaneuf.