I can grow a beard. I wear one 12 months out of the year. Facts are facts. My face is really good looking and I wear a mean man sweater.
Example: the night I drank with John Giannone, of course I had a beard.
This one time when I was playing beer league and some guy attempted to chirp me from the bench:
“Shave your beard!”
I turned and countered with some not so nice things to say about a man’s wife. Recall the scene from Slapshot when Paul Newman was chirpin.
The guy didn’t chirp or do anything for the rest of the game.