Symeon Varlamov Turns Himself in on Domestic Violence Charges, Looks Like Mad Max

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By Doud

Varlamov turned himself in to police around 6 p.m. and is being held without bond on second-degree kidnapping and third-degree assault charges, police said. The kidnapping charge is a Class 4 felony, punishable by to two to six years in prison, according Colorado statutes. Class 4 felony kidnapping is defined by taking someone and moving them to another place without their consent.
The assault charge is a misdemeanor.

Top 5 mug shots of all time easily.

Varly’s been under the tutelage of new Avalanche head coach Patty Roy all season and has enjoyed the fruits of his labor sporting a solid 7-1 record and is near the top of the leader boards in save percentage and goals against but apparently he missed the part in Roy’s teachings where you’re supposed to take your boiling rage out on your opponents (or perhaps a bench dividing pane of glass) and not your spouse. That’s a page from the Dennis Potvin handbook on life conduct, and as I’ve learned from a lifetime spent at MSG, the aforementioned Islander blue liner in fact, sucks.

So Varly’s clearly gone for a while. Large drop off n hair line power in the Colorado crease as bald-ass J.S. Giguere will have to man the pipes for the foreseeable future.

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