by Doud

Yea. Sure. I could be angered at this I guess, but good for an average lookin dude like Dustin Johnson. Thing is I’ve been secretly dating Alyonka Larionov since we locked eyes at the Garden back in January and she’s the real winner in all of this obviously to have a stellar man such as myself. She dodged a bullet too by looking right past Trapp.

I give ’em 5 years tops.