By Trapp

It’s my last night in town in Portland, Oregon an my buddies and I are lookin to go out in some serious style. I’m a yug who likes to go out and wear a nice shirt and musk up. Where we are we are clearly and te cleanest and most up to date on our vaccination shots and doctor visits. Alot of people smell here. Found Lord Raiden at the bus stop:

Saw a couple sports bars and didnt go on so I easily ruined any chance to see some cool sports shit. Absolute no one in this state has ever heard of hockey. Weird.