Anyone in the world who watched you play sports last night can attest to the fact that you indeed can’t catch. Every goal that was scored on you was on your Danny Glover:
You and your boys got lucky because I think Jags was lurkin all night and if he was to rip a vintage Jagr slobber knocker over the glove, it would’ve been at your most vulnerable state being last nights match.
Better hang out with Benny the Jet at the Sandlot and work on your glove bro because Saturday ain’t gon be easy.
Can’t be lettin goals in on your Crispin Glover all your life…..