By Trapp

Ummm what?

Bro you’re a grown ass man competing for the most sacred trophy in sports history and you’re straight up saying this shit after going down 2-1 in the series with ANOTHER game in Boston.

This game holds a place in their heart I guess since they started playing it in 2010 when they won the cup. But I don’t know if playing Kaner in D.K.’s Jungle Parkway or Bowser’s Castle is gonna cure the pain if you yugs go down 3-1 after tomorrow night. So yeah Big Bick if that happens you and your boys better lay off the sticks and remember what cup you’re competing for…

This ain’t the Mushroom Cup or the Flower Cup or even the Star Cup bro…

It’s the fuckin Stanley Cup.