By Trapp
The Los Angeles Kings took a 3-2 series over the other team from California that’s still in the ‘yoffs (playoffs..figure it out). That other team is the San Jose Sharks if you literally don’t know. Johnny Quick had a stellar performance with a goddamn 3-0 shutout. Good shit bro.
With that being said, Penner had a tremendously hilarious injury years ago when he was playing for Edmonton. He straight up threw his back out reaching for pancakes. If Daryl Sutter has any brains and can stop thinking about his farm for 14 seconds….make fuckin damn sure that Penner doesn’t eat pancakes before game 6. He needs every guy in the lineup especially the guys that score series clinching goals aka Fuckin Penner.
Pancakes.