The New York Rangers have made my life miserable ever since that god forsaken lockout ended. It doesn’t help when a majority of hockey analysts pick the Rangers as Stanley Cup champions for the 2013 season thus putting a target on their back. But for christ’s sake you would think they have some sort of decent hockey playing ability.
Since the season started, I have been wasting life away in a cubicle, reading updates day after day about what the rangers are doing to improve. And each day I read with hope that the rangers would somehow pull their heads out of their asses.
Fast forward to today. Probably the most brutal day imaginable as I have Devil fans who know jack shit about hockey asking me how I feel about the Rangers around the office. Pretty sure the look on my face says it all you twats. All I want to do is go from 8:30AM to 5:00PM without you trying to make conversation with me. I do work at work (stare at excel spreadsheets) and when I am not at work I am with worthwhile people who drink and play hockey.
The only things running through my mind after that game 3 disaster are as follows:
-Please get swept and put me out of my misery
-Rodney Dangerfield can coach the Ladybugs to play better hockey.
-This Ovechkin cutout plays better hockey than the rangers…..just doesn’t backcheck.